Michael Scott Quote #828
Quote from Michael Scott in The Job
Michael Scott: David.
David: Oh, Michael.
Michael Scott: Are we all set?
David: Isn't our interview tomorrow?
Michael Scott: Yes. I just happened to be in the neighborhood. Thought I'd drop in and say hello.
David: Just happened to be in midtown Manhattan?
Michael Scott: Thought I'd catch a show.
David: In the middle of a workday?
Michael Scott: No. You know what, since I'm here, let me ask you a few questions about the job.
David: Okay.
Michael Scott: Um. How many people are you interviewing?
David: We're only interviewing branch managers and some lower-level company people.
Michael Scott: Ah, well, good. Out of curiosity, are you interviewing anyone who has been here longer than I have or manages more people?
David: I don't think so.
Michael Scott: Great. One more question. When you merged those branches, who did you put in charge?
David: I believe we put you in charge.
Michael Scott: Ah, great. No further questions.
David: Okay, Michael.
Michael Scott: Okay.
David: I'm really looking forward to our interview.
Michael Scott: And I'm really looking forward to working with you.
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