Michael Scott Quote #843
Quote from Michael Scott in The Job
Michael Scott: Hey, Hunter. What's up, my brother? This is Hunter, secretary extraordinaire.
Hunter: Administrative assistant.
Michael Scott: Jan in yet?
Hunter: I think she's coming in later.
Michael Scott: Could you give her a message for me when she gets in?
Hunter: Sure.
Michael Scott: Just say I want to squeeze them. It's code. She'll know what it means.
Hunter: Okay. Oh, Hunter, could you tell her [motorboat noise] also?
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