Dwight K. Schrute Quote #319
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Beach Games
Michael Scott: Okay, Dwight, your turn.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wow us. The Aristocrats. A man and his wife and children go into the offices of a talent agency. And the talent agent says, "Describe your act." And the man says something really, really raunchy.
And the talent representative says, "What do you call yourselves?" And the man says, "The Aristocrats." I mean, truly repulsive acts.
Michael Scott: That is a very, very funny story.
The Office Quotes
‘Beach Games’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Jim Halpert. Pros: Smart, cool, good-looking. Remind you of anybody you know? Cons: Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project, and he will finish the same project in a half an hour.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Do you expect me to believe that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?
Michael Scott: Word. Here we go. Let's see it.
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.