Jim Quote #172
Quote from Jim in Beach Games
Karen: [on the phone] Hello? Yeah, hi, David. Yes, I would like to be considered for the corporate position in well.
Jim: "In well"?
Karen: As well.
Jim: How would that work, in well? I just want to know.
Karen: Yes. Wait a minute. That would be fine.
Jim: If this job is in a well, I don't want it. I don't.
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Michael Scott: Jim Halpert. Pros: Smart, cool, good-looking. Remind you of anybody you know? Cons: Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project, and he will finish the same project in a half an hour.
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Stanley: Do you expect me to believe that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?
Michael Scott: Word. Here we go. Let's see it.
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!
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Michael Scott: What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.