Michael Scott Quote #778
Quote from Michael Scott in Women's Appreciation
Toby: Hey, what's going on? There's a police car in the- [Toby sees Michael with his finger protruding from his fly] What? What's going on?
Michael Scott: Oh, Phyllis got flashed. So... [laughing]
Toby: I don't think laughing about it is an appropriate response.
Michael Scott: Oh, come on. We're laughing at Phyllis but she's not even here. So, no harm, no foul.
Toby: I don't think the women in this office-
Michael Scott: Incidentally, where were you during all of this? Maybe you're the flasher.
Toby: I was at a parent-teacher conference.
Michael Scott: Uh-huh, Prove it. Let's see your penis. I- You know- As that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong.
The Office Quotes
‘Women's Appreciation’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I wish I could menstruate. [aside to camera:] If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable. There's a wishing fountain at the mall, and I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish. I wished for Jan to get over me. I wished for Phyllis a plasma TV. I wished for Pam to gain courage. I wished for Angela a heart and for Kelly a brain. Michael, how can you appreciate women so much but also dump one of them? You mean, how can I be so illogical and flighty and unpredictable and emotional? Well, maybe I learned something from women after all.
Quote from Michael Scott
Karen: Look, it's really simple. We just want you guys to treat us with respect.
Michael Scott: See? That's what we're talking about. Did you hear that, Dwight?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. Did you hear that, Michael?
Michael Scott: No, Dwight. Respect. R- E-S-P-C-T. Find out what it means to me.