Pam Quote #119
Quote from Pam in Safety Training
Pam: Oh, God. Oh, my God, he's going to jump.
Jim: Oh. He's going to kill himself pretending to kill himself.
Pam: Yeah.
Jim: Hey, Michael, don't jump on the bouncy castle. You can't do that 'cause you're going to get horribly, horribly injured.
Pam: [through megaphone] Hey, Michael, I have a present for you but you have to come down and get it.
Michael Scott: What is it?
Pam: Come down and open it and you'll see.
Michael Scott: Dwight, find out what the present is.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I don't see anything. She might be bluffing.
Pam: Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. It's a A Repliee-Q-One-Expo female robot. They're only available in Japan.
Michael Scott: Dwight, you are such a liar.
The Office Quotes
‘Safety Training’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: My life! Oh, my life!
Dwight K. Schrute: [through a megaphone] Michael, what's wrong?
Michael Scott: Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression!
Dwight K. Schrute: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32,000 people commit suicide every year according to a 2004 study.
Dwight K. Schrute: Is that the last year the data was available?
Michael Scott: Yes. My head is in such pain and turmoil.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: If someone gives you 10,000 to one on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.