Dwight K. Schrute Quote #293
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Safety Training
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm temporarily lifting the shun.
Andy: Thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: It means nothing. I need you to do something for me.
Andy: Anything.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, calm down. I need you to acquire an inflatable house and/or castle.
Andy: You mean a Moonbounce.
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you think? You've got an hour.
Andy: I'm going to need petty cash.
Dwight K. Schrute: Shunning resumed.
Andy: Do you want a drawbridge?
Dwight K. Schrute: Un-shun. Yeah, that sounds good. Re-shun.
The Office Quotes
‘Safety Training’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: My life! Oh, my life!
Dwight K. Schrute: [through a megaphone] Michael, what's wrong?
Michael Scott: Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression!
Dwight K. Schrute: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Michael Scott: Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32,000 people commit suicide every year according to a 2004 study.
Dwight K. Schrute: Is that the last year the data was available?
Michael Scott: Yes. My head is in such pain and turmoil.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
Quote from Kevin
Kevin: If someone gives you 10,000 to one on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.