Michael Scott Quote #734
Quote from Michael Scott in The Negotiation
Michael Scott: Okay, Darryl, ask me for a raise.
Jim: Hey, Mike, since Roy left I've been doing a lot more work and I need a raise.
Michael Scott: Well, that's interesting, Darryl. I think that maybe you should [mumbling]
Jim: Can't hear you.
Michael Scott: What I'm saying is that [mumbling]
Jim: Still nothing.
Michael Scott: Okay. See what I did?
Jim: No.
Michael Scott: By leaning back and by whispering, I established a dominant physical position.
The Office Quotes
‘The Negotiation’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: A boss' salary isn't just about money. It is about perks. It- For example, every year I get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price tag on that.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.
Jan: [on the phone] Michael, last Friday, one of your employees attacked another employee in your office.
Michael Scott: It was a crime of passion, Jan. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
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