Roy Quote #11

Quote from Roy in Cocktails

Roy: Are they gonna call the cops?
Kenny: No. I paid them off.
Roy: Jet ski money?
Kenny: All of it.
Roy: I'm gonna kill Jim Halpert.

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 ‘Cocktails’ Quotes

Quote from Jan

Jan: Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh, my God, what am I saying?

Quote from Jan

Jan: I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. Downside? I date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids. And that's why so many other people in my class were kids. Self-fulfilling prophecy. It's really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic, and a little extra time after school.