Michael Scott Quote #730
Quote from Michael Scott in Cocktails
Jan: Please don't cry.
Michael Scott: I'm not going to cry. I feel like it, but I am not going to. Why don't you just take your stupid love contract and tear it up into a million pieces?
Jan: It was never a love contract, Michael. And besides, I have already given a copy to David. It would be just as embarrassing to get it back from him as it was handing it to him-
Michael Scott: I want the house, Jan. I want the picket fence. I want the ketchup fights and the tickling and the giggling.
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Quote from Jan
Jan: I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. Downside? I date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids. And that's why so many other people in my class were kids. Self-fulfilling prophecy. It's really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic, and a little extra time after school.