Michael Scott Quote #728
Quote from Michael Scott in Cocktails
Michael Scott: Rachel thinks that I brought homemade potato salad. But I just picked it up at the supermarket. It's funny. I wish I could make potato salad that good. It's just potatoes and mayonnaise. There's something wrong with Jan.
The Office Quotes
‘Cocktails’ Quotes
Quote from Jan
Jan: Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh, my God, what am I saying?
Quote from Jan
Jan: I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. Downside? I date Michael Scott publicly and collapse in on myself like a dying star.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids. And that's why so many other people in my class were kids. Self-fulfilling prophecy. It's really for anybody with a dream and a belief in magic, and a little extra time after school.