Dwight K. Schrute Quote #281
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Cocktails
[As one of David and Rachel's kids awakens in his bed, Dwight is sitting in a rocking chair in the boy's bedroom.]
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, good. You're up. Hey, who makes this chair?
Kid: I don't know. It was here when I was born.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hmm. I want one. It's really good, solid construction. It's comfortable. What is this, oak?
Kid: I don't know.
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you know?
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