Michael Scott Quote #650
Quote from Michael Scott in Traveling Salesmen / The Return
Oscar: I really have no preference. We don't even have to have a party.
Michael Scott: No, hey. Hey, don't be ridiculous. Of course we're going to have a party. The celebration of Oscar. Oscar night. And I wanted to be Oscar specific.
Oscar: Michael-
Michael Scott: No. No, I mean, not because you're gay. Your gayness does not define you. Your Mexicanness is what defines you to me. And I think we should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity. So, Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers and a Chihuahua. Pam, in the frozen food section, Swanson makes a delightful chimichanga.
Oscar: Why don't you have me riding in on a donkey into the office, Michael? Would that be good?
Michael Scott: Ah. A burro.
Oscar: Of course, if Oscar wants a donkey, let's get him one.
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