Dwight K. Schrute Quote #243

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Traveling Salesmen / The Return

Dwight K. Schrute: Hey. We nailed the sale.
Michael Scott: Where were you this morning?
Dwight K. Schrute: I overslept. Damn rooster didn't crow.

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