Dwight K. Schrute Quote #241
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Traveling Salesmen / The Return
Jim: After you, sir.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of 10 attacks are from the rear.
Jim: Okay. Well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow. Or I can counter it-
[Jim slaps Dwight's face]
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