Dwight K. Schrute Quote #235

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in A Benihana Christmas (Part 2)

Dwight K. Schrute: [phone buzzes] "You have been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone." Destroy phone. [Dwight lobs his phone off the roof]

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 ‘A Benihana Christmas (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Oh my gosh, now she's up.
Jim: And she's trying to correctly butcher a goose, but she's having trouble coming up with it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, OK. Cindy! Yo, Cindy! Cindy! Hold its neck back and insert the knife below the jaw. Bring it all the way around, there's going to be a good amount of blood. Don't let it bother you. Have a bucket there, for the blood... and the innards... and the feathers.

Quote from Kevin

Kevin: I hear Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. So double-fudge, Angela.
Double-fudge, Angela.

Quote from Angela

Angela: I don't back down. My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven't talked in 16 years over some disagreement I don't even remember. So... Yeah, I'm pretty good.