Michael Scott Quote #582
Quote from Michael Scott in The Merger
Michael Scott: The word "merger" comes from the word "marriage" and that was what today was supposed to be. The loving union between people. Instead, it has become like when my mom moved in with Jeff. And once again, it becomes my job to fix it.
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