Michael Scott Quote #572

Quote from Michael Scott in The Merger

Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, who reports to who?
Michael Scott: I don't care, Dwight! You all report to me. That's all that matters! The rest of it just work out amongst yourselves, okay?
Dwight K. Schrute: And then if I want-
Michael Scott: Work it out amongst yourselves, please! I have a company to run. Will you let me run the company?
Dwight K. Schrute: I- One-
Michael Scott: Will you? Please?

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