Michael Scott Quote #567
Quote from Michael Scott in The Merger
Michael Scott: My branch is absorbing the Stamford branch. Or as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size. And that's all I'm gonna say about it, because I have a gigantic performance ahead of me, and I have to get into my head and focus.
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