Pam Quote #89
Quote from Pam in The Merger
Pam: Am I being mean to Dwight? I don't know. I did just make him run around the building, and I have no intention of timing him. This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer. He does make my life harder sometimes, and on purpose. Like, he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company. [to Dwight] Hey, three more laps to go! You gotta pick it up if you're gonna beat Toby! I should probably get back to work.
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