Dwight K. Schrute Quote #219
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Merger
Pam: How'd the run go?
Toby: Pretty good. I finished.
Pam: That's great.
Dwight K. Schrute: Why is that great?
Pam: Because he accomplished something.
Dwight K. Schrute: What was your mile time?
Toby: About seven.
Dwight K. Schrute: I could beat that on a skateboard.
Toby: Well, that has wheels.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, well, my feet don't, and I can still crush that time.
Pam: Really, Dwight? How fast are you?
Dwight K. Schrute: Let's just put it this way. Last weekend, I outran a black pepper snake.
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