Andy Quote #9
Andy: [singing] I went to the doctor I went to the mountains I looked to the children-
Karen: Andy, no a cappella.
Andy: I looked to the children I drank from the fountain [Jim joins] There's more than one answer to these questions Pointing me in a crooked line. Wait.
Andy & Jim: The less I seek my source
Karen: Oh, come on, guys, please.
Andy & Jim: The closer I am to fine
Andy: The closer I am to fine
Karen: That's not good.
Andy: Tuna! Are you kidding me?
The Office Quotes
‘Diwali’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Kelly, I'll take this one. Diwali is a celebration of the coronation of the God-king Rama after his epic battle with Ravana, the demon-king of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil.
Michael Scott: All right. All right. This isn't Lord of the Rings.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: My Indian cultural seminar was going great until Toby decided he was too immature to deal with culturally explicit images. It's just sex, people, everybody does it. I'm doing it with Carole probably tonight.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Now a lot of people say that Kelly is one in a million and that's true, but it's also not true, because frankly, there are literally billions of people just like Kelly in the world. Here are some famous Indians. [taking out a note] Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar. He is a Nobel Prize-winning physicist. Impressive. Apu from The Simpsons. Hilarious Indian. M. Night Shyamalan, The Village, Unbreakable, Sixth Sense-
Dwight K. Schrute: "I see dead people."
Michael Scott: Okay. Spoiler alert.
Dwight K. Schrute: He was dead the whole time.
Michael Scott: Just stop it.