Jim Quote #114
Quote from Jim in Initiation
Jim: [on the phone] I have a question for you.
Pam: What?
Jim: How many words per minute does the average person type?
Pam: I type 90.
Jim: Shut up. Mavis Beacon doesn't even type 90.
Pam: It's true.
Jim: Okay, I said "average."
Pam: Seventy? How many do you type?
Jim: Forget it. I was just about to brag. Forget it.
Pam: Come on. Tell me.
Jim: No.
Pam: No. You have to tell me now.
Jim: Sixty-five. Okay, no need to laugh.
Pam: No, that's respectable.
Jim: Respectable?
The Office Quotes
‘Initiation’ Quotes
Quote from Ryan
Dwight K. Schrute: Brain teaser. I have two coins, totaling 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are they?
Ryan: A dime and a nickel.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. I said one of them is not a nickel.
Ryan: But the other one is. I've heard that before.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, "There is no way I can operate on this boy",
Ryan: "Because he's my son." The doctor is the boy's mother.
Dwight K. Schrute: A man is found hanging from the ceiling-
Ryan: He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself and the ice melted.
Dwight K. Schrute: A hunter-
Ryan: It's a polar bear, because you're at the North Pole.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive.
And then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But, on pretzel day... Well, I like pretzel day.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.
Ryan: I don't think you know what you're saying.