Dwight K. Schrute Quote #183

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Coup

Jan: [on the phone] Look, I'm already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.
Dwight K. Schrute: Pull over at Exit 40. There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. I know you like that store. Go inside and shop until I can meet you.
Jan: How do you know I like that store?
Dwight K. Schrute: Many of your blouses are Claibornes.
Jan: How do you know that?
Dwight K. Schrute: It's part of my job.
Jan: No, it's not. It's officially not.
Dwight K. Schrute: Noted.


 ‘The Coup’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger. And Dwight is like a monkey that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? Pun. There's no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Jan: Dwight, you must feel strongly to speak with me this way, behind Michael's back, and turn on so many of your co-workers.
Dwight K. Schrute: The decision to turn on Michael was difficult. But once I did it, I didn't look back. And mostly I feel that Michael would approve. It's really what's best for the branch. And I could care less about my co-workers. So, here we are. It's all on the table. I want the branch. And I await your decision. Oh, by the way, there's a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here. I know you like their earrings.
Jan: Where is it?

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Michael Scott: But I think you should do it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, gosh, if you think I should then I will.
Michael Scott: Perfect. Well, we're settled.
Dwight K. Schrute: All right.
Michael Scott: All right. Well, then you are now Acting Manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton branch, and I am Assistant Regional Manager.
Dwight K. Schrute: Assistant to the Regional Manager.