Michael Scott Quote #475

Quote from Michael Scott in Gay Witch Hunt

Michael Scott: Did you know that gay used to mean happy? When I was growing up, it meant lame. And now it means a man who makes love to other men. We're all homos, Homo sapiens. Gays aren't necessarily who you think they are-
[Pam is smiling at Ryan]
Ryan: [to Pam] What?
Michael Scott: -people. I mean, anybody can be gay. Businessmen, like antique dealers, or hairdressers or accountants.

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