Michael Scott Quote #467

Quote from Michael Scott in Gay Witch Hunt

Michael Scott: Listen, man, I am so sorry. I had no idea.
Oscar: Oh, it's fine. It's okay. It's okay.
Michael Scott: No. No.
Oscar: It's okay.
Michael Scott: No, it's not. I just I feel terrible about it. I have been calling people faggy since I was in junior high, and I have never made this mistake. If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way. You know? I'm just- I I can't even imagine the thing- Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime and you could tell me how you do that to another dude.
Oscar: That sounds like a great, wonderful idea. Let's do that.

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