Dwight K. Schrute Quote #150
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Drug Testing
Dwight K. Schrute: I can't stop this investigation. It is my job.
Jim: Whoa, you are a volunteer.
Dwight K. Schrute: I volunteered for this job.
Jim: And that's not the same.
Dwight K. Schrute: It is my duty-
Jim: Volunteer duty.
Dwight K. Schrute: -to investigate the crime scene. I have six more interviews to go, and then I will reveal what I know.
Michael Scott: [coughing] Narc!
Dwight K. Schrute: If you are attempting to compliment me, then you have done a very good job.
Michael Scott: I wasn't attempting to compliment you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, you have, because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I like the people I work with, generally, with four exceptions. But someone committed a crime, and I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff's deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.
Quote from Jim
Jim: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me.
Jim: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Dwight K. Schrute: I would remember.
Jim: Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's not how it works.
Jim: Now, how do you know how it works?
Dwight K. Schrute: Knock it off, okay? I'm interviewing you.
Jim: No! You said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?