Jim Quote #57

Quote from Jim in Christmas Party

Jim: Look it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you?
Dwight K. Schrute: No. I want it. I'm going to use it.
Jim: You don't even drink tea.
Dwight K. Schrute: True. But I get sinus infections, and sinus infections can be cured by making your tea from green tea leaf stems and pouring it directly into your nose, like so.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: To think that my gift to Pam will be used for that, it's a little too much to handle.


 ‘Christmas Party’ Quotes

Quote from Jim

Jim: So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa, and I got her this teapot, which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk. But I'm also gonna stuff it with some inside jokes. Like, this is my high school yearbook photo. She saw it at the party, and it really makes her laugh. Not sure why. What else? This is a hot sauce packet. She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago because she thought it was ketchup. And it was really funny, so I kept the other two. This would take a little too long to explain, so I won't. And this is the card. Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel.

Quote from Creed

Creed: That's from me.
Jim: Great. Where did you get it?
Creed: I don't know. It was so long ago.
[aside to camera:]
Jim: He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went into his closet and dug out this little number and then threw it in a bag.
[to camera:]
Creed: Yep. That's exactly what happened.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time.