Michael Scott Quote #244
Quote from Michael Scott in Email Surveillance
Michael Scott: Talk! Just talk! I Shut up! [to camera:] Funny story. The way I got into improv was- I got into improv- The story about me getting into improv was that I was walking down the street, and a race car pulls up, and the guy says, "Hey you're funny. You're the funniest guy I've ever seen, or my name is not Dale Earnhardt." And that was an improv. The real way was that I found a flier.
The Office Quotes
‘Email Surveillance’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Detective Michael Scarn! I'm with the FBI!
[to camera:]
Michael Scott: Think about this. What is the most exciting thing that can happen on TV or in movies or in real life? Somebody has a gun. That's why I always start with a gun. Because you can't top it. You just can't.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records. As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone's psychiatric records or surgical histories. Yeast infections. There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory.
Quote from Jim
Jim: It's true, I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, karaoke machine and I didn't invite Michael. So, three ingredients for a great party. And it's nothing personal. I just think that if he were there, people wouldn't be able to relax, you know, have fun. And my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because, I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up. He is very real.