Michael Scott Quote #243
Quote from Michael Scott in Email Surveillance
Michael Scott: Okay, this is a duet, so, [Islands in the Stream starts to play] I need somebody else. Pam, you wanna come up and sing this one? Need somebody else. Takers, please. [singing] Baby, when I met you there was peace unknown- Kelly? [singing] I tried to get you with a fine-tooth comb I was soft inside There was something going on- This is the part, it goes to the girl. [higher-pitch] You do something to me that I can't explain Hold me closer and I feel no pain Every beat of my heart We got something going on Tender love is blind
[Jim walks over to Michael and starts singing along]
Both: It requires a dedication All this love we feel needs no conversation Divided together Uh-huh Making love with each other Uh-huh
Michael Scott: We're making love!
Both: Islands in the stream that is what we are No one in between How can we be wrong Sail away with me...
The Office Quotes
‘Email Surveillance’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
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[to camera:]
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Quote from Jim
Jim: It's true, I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, karaoke machine and I didn't invite Michael. So, three ingredients for a great party. And it's nothing personal. I just think that if he were there, people wouldn't be able to relax, you know, have fun. And my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because, I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up. He is very real.