Michael Scott Quote #182
Quote from Michael Scott in Halloween
Jim: I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. And it's purely budgetary. It's not personal.
Michael Scott: [screaming] I'm gonna kill myself!
Jim: Wow.
Michael Scott: I'm going to kill myself and it's your fault!
Jim: That's an overreaction.
Michael Scott: Corporate is really breathing down my neck and they're saying this has to be done by the end of the month-
Jim: Is this you? Are you being you? Or is this Creed? Are you-
Michael Scott: I am- This is Creed.
Jim: Okay.
Michael Scott: I'm improvising. So just try to keep up. And I'm very angry.
Jim: Hold that thought.
Michael Scott: And I want- I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you for firing me.
The Office Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm getting paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued that loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.
Quote from Jim
Pam: [answering the phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Yeah. Just one second. I will transfer you to our manager, Michael Scott.
Jim: [answering the phone] Michael Scott here. Yes, I am regional manager of this orifice. Hmm-hmm. Dwight Schrute is amazing. Yeah. No, he is actually the single greatest employee of his generation. Hmm-hmm. You know what? I'm gonna tell you what. You hire Dwight K. Schrute and he does not meet, nay, exceed every one of your wildest expectations, well, then, you can hold me, Michael Gary Scott personally and financially responsible. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Quote from Jim
Jim: Honestly, I don't think Michael has the slightest clue of who he's gonna fire. I think he keeps hoping that someone's gonna volunteer, or be run over by a bus before the deadline. But in the end, really, what's gonna happen is it's gonna be the first person to give him a dirty look in the hall. And therein lies the true essence of his charisma.