Michael Scott Quote #170

Quote from Michael Scott in The Fire

Michael Scott: Look at this stuff. "Market fragments." What is that supposed to be?
Ryan: It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base.
Michael Scott: You are so smart. You are so effing smart. You should be teaching me.

Rate

 ‘The Fire’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first, but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I've a lawsuit on my hands.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.

Quote from Ryan

Ryan: I don't wanna be, like, a guy here, you know? Like, Stanley is the crossword-puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don't wanna have a thing here. You know, I don't wanna be the "something guy."