Dwight K. Schrute Quote #52
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Fire
Dwight K. Schrute: Please, move quickly! This is a paper company, people. Step lively. This whole place is a tinderbox. It is ready to blow. This is not a test. Can you leave?
Phyllis: Oh, you say that every time.
Dwight K. Schrute: [screaming] Do you wanna die?
Phyllis: Oh, God.
Dwight K. Schrute: Do you wanna die? Out! All right, let's go, let's go, let's go. Stanley, have you ever seen a burn victim? Move to the exits. Let's go! Real smoke! We've got smoke! Smoke! God!
The Office Quotes
‘The Fire’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first, but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I've a lawsuit on my hands.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: I don't wanna be, like, a guy here, you know? Like, Stanley is the crossword-puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don't wanna have a thing here. You know, I don't wanna be the "something guy."