Dwight K. Schrute Quote #47
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Office Olympics
Dwight K. Schrute: Question. What about car-pooling? Who pays for the gas?
Michael Scott: We take separate cars.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, question. Can sometimes I drive your car and you drive mine?
Michael Scott: Why would we do that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Just for fun.
Michael Scott: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, question. Who's the primary on the fire insurance?
Michael Scott: [mimicking buzzer] Game over. Offer revoked, Dwight. I'm sorry, but you reach out and you try to be a nice guy and help out a friend and this is what happens. This is what I get.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It's a nice little farm. Sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine-bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It's a perfect situation for me. Although, two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one. And it's under the porch.
Quote from Stanley
Jim: Stanley, I just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you? You got any games?
Stanley: Yeah, I got a game. It's called "work hard, so my kids can go to college."
Jim: Fair enough.