Stanley Quote #4
Quote from Stanley in Sexual Harassment
Michael Scott: Stanley? How about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it. But what? Are we gonna just take it away?
Stanley: That is my daughter, she goes to Catholic girls' school. I'm taking it down right now.
The Office Quotes
‘Sexual Harassment’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I am "King of Forwards." It's how I like to do business. Everybody joking around. We're like Friends. I am Chandler and Joey. And Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer.
Quote from Jim
Michael Scott: Man, that Todd Packer can do anything.
Jim: Except pass that breathalyzer.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Attention, everyone. Hello. Yes, I just want you to know that, this is not my decision, but from here on out, we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here, we must only discuss work-associated things. And you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny, or witty, or do an impression, I will no longer ever do any of those things.
Jim: Does that include "that's what she said"?
Michael Scott: Yes.
Jim: Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so-
Michael Scott: That's what she said!