Michael Scott Quote #121
Quote from Michael Scott in The Dundies
Michael Scott: Speaking of relationships, of all ways, shapes, and forms, I was out on a very, very hot date last night with a girl from HR, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Really? We don't have any girls from HR.
Michael Scott: No, that- For the sake of this story. And things were getting hot and heavy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah?
Michael Scott: And I was about to take her bra off, when she had me fill out six hours' worth of paperwork.
Dwight K. Schrute: Like an AIDS test?
Michael Scott: No. God.
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