Stanley Quote #1
Quote from Stanley in The Dundies
Michael Scott: And here we have Stanley the Manly. Now, Stanley is a Dundie All-Star. Aren't you, Stan? Why don't you show them some of your bling?
Stanley: I don't know where they are. I think I threw them out.
Michael Scott: No, you didn't.
Stanley: I think I did.
Michael Scott: Why did-
Stanley: Say, we gotta order some more appeteasers this time. We ran out last year, remember?
The Office Quotes
‘The Dundies’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: This is a little character I like to do. It is loosely based on Karnak, one of Carson's classic characters. Here we go. The PLO, the IRA, and the hotdog stand behind the warehouse. [opening an envelope] Name three businesses that have better healthcare plans than Dunder Mifflin.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: And now, to someone who goes quietly about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts. The Busiest Beaver Award goes to Phyllis Lapin! Yeah! Way to go, Phyllis. Nice work, per usual.
Phyllis: This says, "Bushiest Beaver."
Michael Scott: What? I told them "Busiest." Idiots.
Phyllis: It's fine.
Michael Scott: Well, we can fix it. We'll fix it up. You don't have to display that.
Quote from Michael Scott
Dwight K. Schrute: And mine are at home in a display case above my bed.
Michael Scott: Yuck! TMI. TMI, my friends. [to camera] TMI? Too Much Information. It's just easier to say TMI. I used to say, "Don't go there," but that's lame.