Jim Quote #17
Jim: Stop whatever you're doing. This is going to be good. [in a silly voice] Hi, my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good Lord! Look at these purses. This is something special. Oh, my God. Is this Salvatore de Chini-asta?
Pam: [silly voice] Oh, definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that.
Jim: Yes. Well, I want to stress-test it, you know, in case anything happens.
Pam: Oh!
Jim: That was really. This is necessary to do to really give it a good work-out. This is the- This is the prettiest one of all. I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much?
Pam: Oh, God. [normal voice] It's sad. It's so sad.
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