Michael Scott Quote #92
Quote from Michael Scott in Hot Girl
Jan: We've created an incentive program to increase sales. You can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to $1,000.
Michael Scott: Woo. Howdy-ho. Wow. A thousand big ones. That's cool. Do I, uh, get to pick the prize?
Jan: Yes. Yes, you can.
Michael Scott: Question. Does top salesman include people who were at one time such outstanding salesmen that they've been promoted to-
Jan: No, Michael. No, you can't win this prize.
Michael Scott: Well, I didn't mean me.
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Quote from Michael Scott
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