Jim Quote #607

Quote from Jim in Promos

Jim: "Together we will win this baseball game against the evil space Yankees. Eat Fresh."
Ryan Howard: That'll pay for the exploding helicopter.
Jim: Smart.
Ryan Howard: "Suddenly, the evil thugs break in to the stadium. The Big Piece hits baseballs at the evil thugs."
Jim: "Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks."
Ryan Howard: Come on man, sell it!
Darryl: Yeah, Jim.
Jim: [louder] "Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks!"
Ryan Howard: Yeah, that's better. A bunch of hot women go: "Oh, yeah!"
Jim: "Megan, I was too shy to tell you this when I was just a normal professional baseball player, but I love you."
Ryan Howard: "They kiss. It is super emotional. Like in Toy Story."
Jim: Wow. I tell you what, it's really strong. I can't wait to read the rest of it later and see how it ends.
Darryl: It's so strong.
Ryan Howard: Keep reading then.
Jim: "Gotta go! Darth Vader's launching a huge attack."
Ryan Howard: Um, another thing. I'm gonna need you to get me the rights to Darth Vader.
Jim: I don't know how we'd go about doing that.
Darryl: We can look into it.
Jim: We'll look into it.
Ryan Howard: We need Darth.
Jim: We gotta get him.
Darryl: We'll go after Darth then.
Jim: We're gonna go get him.
Darryl: That's what we gotta do.
Jim: We're gonna get him.

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