Meredith Quote #106
Jakey: Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed or cleaned or whatever.
Phyllis: Angela's special repairman is here.
Angela: Wait, what is this?
Meredith: Shut up. Jakey?
Jakey: Mom?
Pam: Wait, wait. What?
Jakey: Oh, man.
Meredith: No, no, no, no. Just do your wok. Pretend mom's not here.
Pam: Uh, that seems inappropriate.
Meredith: Give 'em a good show, my little entrepreneur.
Jakey: Okay.
Meredith: Take it off. [music play]. Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey. Stripper's only as good as his song.
Rachel: oh, wowee wow.
Angela: Okay...
Pam: Whoo-hoo...go, Meredith's stripper son.
Angela: Rachel, are you all right?
Rachel: I don't know! I don't know.
Angela: Oh, geez. [Jakey starts dancing on Angela]. Oh, my God!
Meredith: Be gentle, Jakey. Gentle. One second. Just one second. Look. [pushes Jakey aside and starts dancing on Angela]
Angela: Okay, if anything, this is rougher. Stop it, Meredith.
Meredith: Fine. My bad. Go ahead, Jakey.
The Office Quotes
‘Finale’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [crying] I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.
Quote from Michael Scott
Jim: Either way, Dwight, I can't be there for you. I'm sorry.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim.
Jim: I just really wish there was something I could do. [looks off into the distance]
Dwight K. Schrute: [turns around] Michael. I can't believe you came.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
Jim: [to camera] Best prank ever.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let's see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding and office administrator Pamela Beesley Halpert is my best friend. So, yes. I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates.