Angela Quote #224
Angela: And I lied to you.
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Angela: Philip's your son.
Dwight K. Schrute: What? Why would you say that-
Angela: I just needed you to want to marry me because you wanted to marry me.
Dwight K. Schrute: [excited] Get out! I'm a dad!
Angela: You're a dad!
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