Jim Quote #625
Pam: What's this?
Jim: Well, I've been trying to tell you how I feel, and you wouldn't believe me, so [shows her the DVD] I needed a little help.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim! I need my assistant to the regional manager. Code red.
Jim: Okay, I don't have my pocket code chart on me, right now, so.
Dwight K. Schrute: [throws the "now" beanbag at Jim] Now.
Jim: I have an assistant now, who can help you with whatever you need. He is lazy, so crack the whip.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim. I'm not kidding. I need you.
Pam: Go ahead.
Jim: Okay, um, this is... [leaves the DVD with her] I'll be right back.
The Office Quotes
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Quote from Meredith
Jim: Okay, big day today. Airing of the documentary. Who's excited?
[aside to camera:]
Meredith: I'd better come out of this smelling like a rose. I've been on my best behavior for nine years. If it wasn't for the cameras, I would've done some truly vulgar crap.
Quote from Creed
Creed: This airs tonight? Oh, my God. If my parents see this, I am toast.