Kevin Quote #304
Oscar: Hey. Did you manage to feed him? I don't know what it is. He just keeps spitting out the nipple.
Dwight K. Schrute: That is because this baby is of superior intelligence. He can tell when he's being tricked out of the experience of a real human breast.
Kevin: He's not that smart. He doesn't know where I hid his duck.
The Office Quotes
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Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Over the course of this documentary I've had three affairs. If you find my body in a ditch, let me save the police some trouble: my wife did it.
Quote from Meredith
Jim: Okay, big day today. Airing of the documentary. Who's excited?
[aside to camera:]
Meredith: I'd better come out of this smelling like a rose. I've been on my best behavior for nine years. If it wasn't for the cameras, I would've done some truly vulgar crap.
Quote from Creed
Creed: This airs tonight? Oh, my God. If my parents see this, I am toast.