Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1279
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in A.A.R.M.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, you want me to take the little diaper blaster? Pam can attest, there's no one better at getting brats to shut their yaps.
Pam: He does have a gift.
Oscar: Well, he's calling for his mom, but, okay, here, here you go. Careful, he bites.
Philip: Mama.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. [takes Philip who immediately stops crying] You ever been in a manager's office before?
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