Kevin Quote #303
[Kevin is clinking his pen against his coffee mug]
Angela: Kevin, Kevin.
Kevin: Oh, you know my name. Well, that is shocking. [continues making noise]
Angela: Kevin, could you not do that?
Kevin: What? I'm moving the ink down in my pen, for work.
Oscar: Here, use my pen.
Kevin: Don't tell me what to do!
Angela & Oscar: Shh!
Kevin: No, I don't need this! And you obviously don't need me.
Angela: Kevin, where are you going?
Kevin: Away. Tell Philip that his stupid little baby wish came true.
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