Jim Quote #619

Quote from Jim in A.A.R.M.

Jim: Well, this might make up for it: I think I have found an enormous source of overlooked PFN.
Dwight K. Schrute: Which is, of course...
Jim: Potential future nonsense.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, good abbreviating, Jim. That saved some time. Now, hurry up, shut the door. Break it down for me.
Jim: I'm gonna need you to look at your hierarchy mobile. You've got a regional manager.
Dwight K. Schrute: The power source.
Jim: Obviously, the assistant to the regional manager.
Dwight K. Schrute: A loyal, but bungling apostle.
Jim: But what about the assistant assistant to the regional manager?
Dwight K. Schrute: Someone to whisper in the ear of the consigliore.
Jim: Exactly.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'd have to get some more wire and string, but it's doable. Do you think any of them out there are capable?
Jim: Yeah, right. I mean, unless they're willing to pass some tests.
Dwight K. Schrute: I like the sound of that. Who do you have in mind?
Jim: Well, I know this sounds crazy, but how would King Arthur choose the next knight of his round table?
Dwight K. Schrute: That doesn't sound crazy, Jim. That's the sanest thing I've ever heard.

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