Jim Quote #618
Dwight K. Schrute: Have a seat, Phyllis. There we go. As you know, I like to begin each day with an inspirational quote. "Some say the only failure there is is the failure to try." [buzzer sound] That is wrong. Failure of any kind is failure. Jim, over to you.
Jim: Let's not get crazy and ruin our no-nonsense streak, all right? So, for instance, if you're expecting a fax today, please don't yell out, "Michael J. Fax from Fax to the Future." Okay? That's nonsense.
Pam: Question.
Jim: Yes, beautiful girl in the front.
Pam: We are expecting a water delivery today at 10 a.m. What if, as they're delivering the water jugs, someone screams out, "Nice jugs"?
Jim: That's obviously nonsense. Nonsense. And what percentage of nonsense do we tolerate in this office?
All: Zero. No nonsense. You can't have nonsense.
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