Andy Quote #605
Andy: Hi, good morning. My name is Andrew Bernard. You might know me from a TV documentary that's premiering tonight. I also killed it in local theater and I am fresh off of a hot industrial flick.
Registrar: Okay, thanks. Go ahead and get in the back of the line.
Andy: Yes!
[to camera as Andy traverses the long line:]
Andy: Well, burned all my bridges at Dunder Mifflin, and time to become the next American Idol. By winning America's Next A Cappella Sensation. On channel TBD. It's a really cool show. It's like a total reinvention of the whole American Idol, Voice, Sing-Off phenomenon. On this show, all three judges are mean!
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Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Over the course of this documentary I've had three affairs. If you find my body in a ditch, let me save the police some trouble: my wife did it.
Quote from Meredith
Jim: Okay, big day today. Airing of the documentary. Who's excited?
[aside to camera:]
Meredith: I'd better come out of this smelling like a rose. I've been on my best behavior for nine years. If it wasn't for the cameras, I would've done some truly vulgar crap.
Quote from Creed
Creed: This airs tonight? Oh, my God. If my parents see this, I am toast.