Andy Quote #601
Quote from Andy in Livin' the Dream
Andy: Toby! Hey, I changed my mind again. I am gonna leave Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting after all.
Toby: Okay, then, Andy.
Andy: Yeah, but here's the thing. I can't have good old Dunder Mifflin to fall back on or else I'll never succeed. Gotta burn those boats! So I need you to go into my file and put down that I was fired for theft and/or groping wieners.
Toby: Andy, you know I can't do that. It'd be lying.
Andy: Seriously?
Toby: Yeah, I'm—
Andy: Come on, just do it.
Toby: I can't.
Andy: All right, fine. Just know that you made me do this. [starts touching Toby's thighs]
Toby: [fending Andy off] Oh, come on. Andy, no.
Andy: God, Toby, don't. Stop blocking my hand.
Toby: No, no.
Andy: This is your- You brought this on.
Toby: No, no. Andy.
Andy: Okay, all right. Groped you good. Off to Hollywood!
The Office Quotes
‘Livin' the Dream’ Quotes
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Andy's from the generation that thinks they should all be famous. What happened to the generation that knew you shut up, did your work, and died quietly from a heart attack?
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I just think you're going into this a little fast.
Andy: I'm 38, Darryl, how much slower should I go?
Darryl: Show business is cold. Let's say you get a job, which you probably won't. They're not gonna cut you any slack. You're meant for a job with lots and lots of slack.
Quote from Creed
Creed: I think just about anybody could be a star. My postman, the night janitor here, but Andy? No, definitely not. Charisma black hole.